List of Suspects in Cop Car Poop-Smearing Pretty Much Endless

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Someone put feces on the door handles of NYPD cruisers in Greenwich Village, DNAinfo reports, and it might have been the group of homeless people who slept nearby until they were told to scram. Or it could have been neighbors pissed about the police taking their parking spots. Or any of the other countless New Yorkers mad at the NYPD. "No one knows," says a law-enforcement source.