Hipster Uses Gonorrhea-Laced Gowanus Water for Ice-Bucket Challenge

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Brooklyn chef Justin Warner just made the most selfless Ice Bucket Challenge video yet: He willingly exposed himself to cholera, typhoid, and other microbes in order to raise money for ALS. Or maybe it was just for attention? Wait a second ...

To up the ante even further, Warner, who cooks at Do or Dine in Brooklyn, also added dry ice and seven pounds of raw fish to the bucket.

We eagerly await the next charity meme that will raise money to help cure Warner's cholera.