John Boehner Finally Admits He’s a Windup-Toy Monkey

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Speaker of the House John Boehner just released a fascinating video that provides important insight into the Republican base's political strategy. Ha-ha, nah, it's just a video of him playing with a windup-toy monkey and talking about how he emotionally relates to it.

“That’s what I do all day!” he exclaims to the three children gathered round watching the monkey tirelessly squeak and smash its symbols. Come to think of it, this might be the most refreshingly honest political ad we've ever seen.