John McCain Is Surprisingly Amazing at Doing the Robot

EAST HAMPTON, NY - AUGUST 16:  Arizona Senator John McCain and Jamie Foxx dance onstage at Apollo in the Hamptons at The Creeks on August 16, 2014 in East Hampton, New York.  (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
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Spry 77-year-old senator John McCain makes Chris Christie look like Mitt Romney.

Seriously, look at him go:

The action took place at the East Hampton estate of Ron Perelman over the weekend, "Page Six" reports, in front of Barbra Streisand, James Brolin, Paul McCartney, Jack Nicholson, Anjelica Huston, Robert De Niro, Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer, Bob Kraft, Harvey Weinstein, Spike Lee, Don Johnson, Roger Waters, Howard Stern, and more. (In case you thought the Illuminati was a myth.)

Let's just do the 2016 primaries this way:

John McCain for president.