New York Magazine Competition No. 28: Movies With Dessert

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays, we lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we've provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year's subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner's choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 28: MOVIES WITH DESSERT. Please offer a title that might make filmgoers want a treat. For example:

    Guardians of the Gingerbread
    Hot Tub Vending Machine
    Requiem for Ice Cream
    The Dark Knight Reese’s   

Enter on Twitter with the hashtag #moviewithdessert, or in the comments thread below, by August 20.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 27: NEAR-MISS GREETING CARDS, in which you were asked for a sentiment that Hallmark is unlikely to offer.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

Happy Kwanzaa! Sorry that I assumed you celebrate Kwanzaa.
JDuggar

You got self-published! Okay.
KattsDogma

So sorry you’ve been unfriended.
joscohen

Thank you for not protecting your PIN.
tissotc

Our deepest condolences on moving to an apart­ment on the G line.
@yodiwan

Let’s break bread this Passover!
—ffej

Good luck on your new job. Let’s exchange contact info and never talk to each other again.
—CaptServo

Congratulations on your marriage! Hope it lasts longer than mine did.
—jbs1223

Congratulations on your startup reaching beta.
—DannyGroner

Congratulations on your tenth “like”!
—RustyShackelford

Happy anniversary! It’s been a wonderful year since our divorce!
—whosays

Congratulations on your new network. How’s that Hopey Changey stuff working out for you now?
—RegisMayhem

Congratulations, graduate! Your parents were Ph.D.’s at your age.
—nikkifrances

Congratulations on your conscious uncoupling.
—PlayaPaper

Kick ass on your colonoscopy!
—SirFred

AND THE WINNER IS:

Congratulations on your beautiful new home! It would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
—hoipolloi