Steve Ballmer Quits Microsoft Board to Spend More Time With His Vocal Cords

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 Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
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Complete and total maniac Steve Ballmer has officially chosen the Clippers over Clippy. Bloomberg reports that the storied former Microsoft CEO officially resigned his board seat today to focus full time on being a sweaty rich white guy who owns a basketball team.

In case you think a career switch will hinder his love of screaming and going completely insane, think again: Ballmer proved yesterday, during a Clippers press conference, that he’s still the yelly weird guy we fell in love with back when Microsoft wasn’t just an operating system your employer forced you to relearn how to use.

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