According to the NYPD, a trio of bros decided to spice up their week by breaking into Astoria’s Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden and stealing a bunch of — what else? — alcohol. At 2:25 a.m. on Tuesday, a surveillance camera recorded two of the suspects hopping the massive bar’s fence and removing 16 bottles of "vodka, tequila, bourbon, scotch, rum and gin" while the third acted as a lookout. Anyone with information about the burglary is being encouraged to call Crime Stoppers. Based on the images released by the police, it seems likely that the perpetrators have already consumed the evidence in a truly epic fashion.