The Pumpkin-Spice Condom Is Just a Figment of Your Own Gross Imagination

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If BuzzFeed has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is more basic than pumpkin-spice flavoring. But what about vanilla sex with a pumpkin-spice condom?

This weekend, an image allegedly depicting a Durex pumpkin-spice-flavored condom circulated around social media, exciting basic white girls and the people who want to have sex with them.

But as a basic white girl who handed over real American currency last night in exchange for a pumpkin-spice-scented Yankee candle at the Bed Bath and Beyond in Tribeca, it truly pains me to break this news to you: Pumpkin-spice condoms aren’t real.

After originally keeping mum about the potential product, Durex provided the following statement to BuzzFeed’s Basic White Girl vertical:

Durex has heard that people are saying we launched a ‘Pumpkin Spice’ condom. We can’t claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.”

Did a condom company just make a dad joke? Can you believe it’s only Monday???