These 14 People Did Not Get the Memo About New iPhones Coming Out Today

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A man displays an Apple's iPhone 5 smartphone on February 25, 2014 in the French northern city of Lille. Apple said on February 24, 2014 it was developing a security fix for its Mac OS X computer operating system after a patch released for its iPhones and iPads to thwart hacker attacks.AFP PHOTO PHILIPPE HUGUEN        (Photo credit should read PHILIPPE HUGUEN/AFP/Getty Images)
Just. One. More. Day.Photo: Philippe Huguen/AFP/Getty Images

You’ve probably heard, from TV or the radio or one of approximately eight trillion live-blogs, that Apple is holding a big event today to announce new iPhones, along with an iWatch and probably some other stuff.

If you’re in the market for a new iPhone, you’ve probably also been cautioned to wait before getting the iPhone 5C or 5S, since the iPhone 6 will (likely) be available in just a few days. But at least 14 people missed the memo. Here is a heartbreaking glimpse of what it looks like to be the last people on Earth who are excited about the iPhone 5.

Oh, man. The worst.

Just a reminder that not everyone is as obsessed with new Apple products as we are. (Also: If you’re one of the 14, Apple has a two-week return policy on new iPhones.)