Drunk Woman Picked the Wrong Place to Mistake for a Bar

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A female resident of the delightfully named Paw Paw, Michigan, area cut out the middleman this weekend, the Associated Press reports. According to the Van Buren County Police Department, the unnamed 39-year-old woman was so wasted at 2 a.m. on Sunday morning that she mistook the local jail for a bar where she was trying to retrieve her boyfriend. A cop who noticed her backing into the jail’s parking lot found that “she smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated.” Her blood alcohol level turned out to be .17 — more than twice the legal limit —  and she’s expected to face drunk-driving charges, making her the spiritual sister of the over-served Pennsylvania woman who tried to drive an unmarked police car with two cops inside this summer.