Elon Musk’s D Makes Tesla Stock Rise 4 Percent

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This morning, Elon Musk promised to unveil “the D,” as well as “something else.” D-lovers everywhere could barely contain their excitement.

We’re still unsure what the D is, other than the way kids these days refer to gentlemen’s genitalia (though it’s probably a new Tesla vehicle). But that didn’t stop investors from pushing Tesla’s stock up 4.3 percent at opening, according to MarketWatch. Never underestimate the power of the D.