Yesterday, a man and a woman boarded a Los Angeles city bus as if it were any other Monday afternoon. But after sitting for several minutes, the man pulled down his surgical mask and shouted, “Don’t mess with me! I have Ebola!” before they both hopped off the bus.
Authorities believe it was a hoax, but are still searching for the man, whom they may charge with making a terrorist threat.
“When they have anthrax scares and things people get their jollies trying to create disruption,” said Metro Bus spokesperson Marc Littman, making it the first time anyone other than your grandfather has ever said the word jollies.