New York Competition No. 34: Fourth Time’s Not the Charm

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays, we lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 34: FOURTH TIME’S NOT THE CHARMPlease suggest a Part IV that’s destined to fail. For example:

THE MATRIX: PRESCRIPTION REFILL
SHARKNADO 4: EVEN WE DON’T BELIEVE IT
THE EXPENDED
THE GODFATHER PART IV: ZOMBIE SONNY 

Enter in the comments thread below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #BadPartIV, by November 12.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 33: MY FAVORITE BAND’S GETTING OLD, in which you were asked to rename a band to reflect its advancing age. 

Submitted by many: The Who? Really Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Counting Crows’ Feet. The Tragically Broken Hip. Oldplay. Dinosaur Sr. Neil Old. And many variations on “the Rolling Stones.”

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

The Elderly Brothers
—rmt438

Charli XCIV
—Pages1

Balding Heads
—RobertSteiner

Gerry and His Pacemaker
—biffers

Reba McRetired
—greatwes

Supergramp
—woodychapel

The Beige City Strollers  
—@stamfordstu  

U2 Can Get Life Insurance
—@BarbaraBlogs  

The B-82’s
—Lexxman

Bone Thugs and a Hearty Bowl of Oatmeal
—dannyduberstein

Clap Your Hands Say What? 
—JovialSam

The Old Steady
—volpone

Men Without Hair
—KattsDogma

Radiohad
77BC

I’m Fall Out Boy and I Can’t Get Up
—SueDeNim

Sonic Youth
—MiddleCoastDan

A Tribe Called Sweatervest
—LIC_Hero

Alzheim Steamroller
—MiddleCoastDan

Arcade Retire
—@bermanmatt  

Frankie Goes to Florida
—gianna13

Queen Mum
—JDuggar

50 Cent Ain’t What It Used to Be
—dchiciak

AND THE WINNER IS:

Panic! at the Bingo 
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