A North Carolina teen went under anesthesia last week to have his wisdom teeth removed and, upon waking up, was disappointed to discover that Beyoncé was not there to care for him during his recovery. I think we can all relate.
“Where is Beyoncé ? She told — she told me she’d be here,” 17-year-old Cody Lanphere cries in a video that he will probably never forgive his mother for uploading to YouTube. “She lied to me! She lied to me, Mommy.”
Sorry, kid. Beyoncé is a little too busy being Beyoncé to make you mashed potatoes and milkshakes for the next week.