New York Competition No. 36: Misplaced Emphasis

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays, we lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 36: MISPLACED EMPHASIS. Please offer a familiar phrase, title, or lyric given a fresh meaning by its delivery. For example:

We didn’t start the—FIRE!
Love is where? You find it.
Oh, yes, oh, God, oh, yes, oh, oh … Oh.
America’s Next Top "Model"

Enter on Twitter with the hashtag #misplacedemphasis, or in the comments thread below, by December 10.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 35: REPLACEMENTS FORCAR TALK, IN which you were asked for the most public-radio-ish show imaginable.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

My Granddaughter Also Lives in Brooklyn; Do You Know Her?
—JDuggar

Feelings: Ours, Yours, Theirs
—whosays

Harpsichord Hilarity
—a.steiner

White Guilt
—FlirtySanchez

Let’s Be Gently Facetious!
—jhartarl

What Can I Do With All These Mason Jars?
—@mikenothnagel

Upon My Word! A Leisurely Sojourn through the Oxford English Dictionary
BENLINUS99

That Satisfying Crunch
—jimczajka

Whales, A Cappella
—ggreg

I’m a Vegetarian—Why Aren’t You?
—Irenedeblasio

Under Your Robe with Nina Totenberg
—rongilbert

Milquetoast Conversations Best Heard In A Subaru
—RegisMayhem

Indie Music You’ll Want To Say You Listen To
—Wallfly

The Natural Sound Diaries
—@IanPickus

Pipetalk With Professor Elbowpatch
—MiddleCoastDan

Put the Kettle On!
—Classicist

A Solar Home Companion
—RustyShackelford

The Park Slope Co-op Call-in Mediation Hour
—@CookEatForOne  

The How to Start a Mommy Blog Show
—@emrocro

De Blasio Dynasty
—@PeterPitts

AND THE WINNER IS:

Your Afternoon Scone
—@Hey_Joe