The New York Post managed to track down Naked Subway Guy, the guy who rode the E train while wearing only sneakers last week. (To some, he might be better known as Naked Madison Square Park guy. You can probably figure out why.) His real name is Ed Haines, and this is what he had to say for himself: “I like to be naked. It turns me on. I wish I could do it all the time. I would if I could if I wouldn’t get in trouble.” Forty-year-old Haines also offered a take on current events, saying that he envied Kim Kardashian because, “I wish I could get naked like that.” Someone should probably tell him that even Kim probably can’t get naked exactly like that.