New York Competition No. 35: Replacements for ‘Car Talk’

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays, we lay out a challenge and offer a sample responses. Enter in the comments section, or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 35: REPLACEMENTS FORCAR TALK.” Please invent the most public-radio-ish show imaginable. For example

THE JUDGING OTHER PARENTSPARENTING HOUR
PIMP MY PRIUS
LET’S TALK ABOUT POVERTY
THE CORRECTING PEOPLE’S GRAMMAR SHOW
GENTRIFYIN’! WITH COOL JAZZ

Enter in the comments thread below, or on Twitter with the hashtag #cartalksuccessors, by November 25.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION NO. 34: FOURTH TIME’S NOT THE CHARM, in which you were asked for unpromising Part IV sequels.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

Teen Hannibal Lecter
—Razzle

Before Church
—@DannyGroner  

Heights IV: Still Wuthering
—jhartarl

Dracula IV: The Vegan Redemption
—ggreg

Terminated
— clippityclop

The Godfather Part IV: Redo of Part III
— rmtmiller

Toy Story 4: The Uprising
—@larock_g

Kill Bill Vol. 4: Bill Is Still Not Quite Dead Yet
—jade7243

The Girl Who Used Laser Tattoo Removal
— BobKopac

Transformers: Age of Extinction. We Promise.
—KattsDogma

Austin Powers in Sequels Never Die
—mmcl520

The Fourth Greatest Story Ever Told
—RustyShackelford

Dumber & Dumberest & the Most Dumb & No Longer Makes Sense
—greg6249

Taken 4: Aw, Just Keep Her Already
—dc10001

Memento IV: We Can’t Recall If This Was a Trilogy
—Wallfly

Madea Goes to Outer Space
—gianna13

Snakes on a Plane IV: The Plane Is a Snake
77BC

Back to the Future 4: Actual Incest This Time
—@muddymudskipper  

Yadayadaqatsi
—Classicist

Harold and Kumar Serve As Mid-Level Government Bureaucrats
 JDuggar

AND THE WINNER IS:

The Lord of the Rings: Based Upon a Wadded-Up Napkin We Found that J.R.R. Tolkien Might Have Doodled On (Four-Hour Directors Cut)
fizbadger

Competition No. 35: Replacements for ‘Car Talk’