New York Ebola Doc Now Free of Ebola

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Photo: Courtesy of Craig Spencer

There is no more Ebola in the United States as of Monday, as New York Ebola patient Craig Spencer is set to be released from Bellevue Hospital. Don’t all rush to the LES Greenwich Ave. Meatball Shop at once! Unfortunately, doctors weren’t able to cure Spencer of being a banjo-playing hipster, despite their best use of mockery.