Buffalo Snowstorm Victims Forced to Survive on Frozen Doritos

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For further evidence of Mother Nature’s ceaseless cruelty, we now turn to western New York, where six feet of snow has blanketed the region and completely halted daily life. Those stranded on freeways or in their homes — like, for example, the beloved indie-rock band Interpol — are being forced to survive on whatever they can find. And what they found is Doritos.

Several men stranded by massive snowdrifts were seen raiding an abandoned Doritos truck in an attempt to gather much-needed sustenance. Or maybe they just really wanted free Doritos.

They weren’t stealing. They were simply borrowing some chips to keep forever.