The Pope Is Coming!

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Pope Francis is touring the U.S. next year and, rumor has it, may swing by New York to teach all the world leaders at the U.N. general assembly about how to be better people. The Vatican’s U.S. envoy is feeding such speculation by saying 2015 is an “ideal time” for such a visit (why yes, the city is beautiful that time of century!), and that if his holiness is visiting the sixth borough, he sure as hell heck should be visiting the city itself.