Staten Island Restaurant Very Sorry for Naming Dessert ‘Roofie Colada’

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Photo: Courtesy of the Phunky Elephant

A Staten Island gastropub named the Phunky Elephant is very sorry it offended some of its customers by naming a dessert drink the "Roofie Colada." Not only does the drink not actually have roofies in it — as the restaurant so helpfully pointed out on its Facebook page — but it was meant to be a callback to a tasteful and hilarious Family Guy joke that, clearly, you guys are too lame to even get. The drink has since been removed from the menu. God, it’s almost like nobody has a sense of humor about rape anymore.