Two New York Heroes Voted for Taylor Swift for Governor

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Exactly two New Yorkers voted for Taylor Swift for governor in this year’s election, and I’m pretty sure it was me and the cat I dressed up as a human so he could go with me to vote for Taylor Swift. Other strange write-ins included votes for Derek Jeter, Eleanor and Franklin Roosevelt, and House of Cards character Frank Underwood. No write-ins for subway condom guy? This city is becoming so bland.