World’s Tallest Roller Coaster Is Too Goddamn Tall

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The world’s tallest roller coaster will be 570 feet tall and called the Skyscraper. Its existence feeds the nightmares of anyone afraid of heights, roller coasters, or the weirdos who operate roller coasters, and the video simulation created to hype this “cutting-edge engineering marvel” is almost as terrifying.

The world’s tallest roller coaster opens in Orlando in 2017, which leaves about two years for the tech sector to develop poop-resistant pants.

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World’s Tallest Roller Coaster Is Way Too Tall