Man Resorts to Masturbating Outside Because His Mom Won’t Let Him Watch Porn in the House

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Twenty-one-year-old Anthony Smith was arrested in Florida last month after he was caught masturbating outdoors, according to the Daily News. But listen, you guys, he has a totally legit reason for why he was doing that: “the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house.” Ugh. Moms.