If Hillary Is Elected, We Can Call Bill ‘Adam’

DALLAS, TX - APRIL 25: Former first lady and former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks with her husband former president Bill Clinton as they attend the opening ceremony of the George W. Bush Presidential Center April 25, 2013 in Dallas, Texas. The Bush library, which is located on the campus of Southern Methodist University, with more than 70 million pages of paper records, 43,000 artifacts, 200 million emails and four million digital photographs, will be opened to the public on May 1, 2013. The library is the 13th presidential library in the National Archives and Records Administration system.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

And brace ourselves for lots more dad humor, apparently. In an interview with Rachael Ray that airs Thursday, Bill Clinton offered a terrible suggestion for what to call him if he becomes the male equivalent of a First Lady. “Let’s say, if a woman became president, we could, I could be called ‘Adam.’ I don’t know,” Clinton said. This is the first and last time we’ll ever say this, but “First Dude” Todd Palin’s idea is far better than President Clinton’s.