How the Media Is Covering the Blizzard

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A blizzard is about to pummel the East Coast, and — depending on whom you ask — it could dump anywhere from two inches to 24 inches on New York. Just how is the media covering this historic event? Let us count the ways. 

Restrained Hysteria

Balls-to-the-Wall Hysteria

Informative Listicles

Not-so-Informative Listicles

Smug "Well It’s Not Snowing Here" Listicles

Takes

Puns

Explainers

Smug Meta Listicle