German Rabbit Breeders Are Pissed at Pope Francis

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Earth to the Vatican: Domesticated rabbits are sexually repressed, just like the rest of us, and breed a totally reasonable amount. At least that’s the message of some German rabbit enthusiasts, who want to draw a sharp line between their furry friends and their less-inbred, more-hypersexual wild cousins after Pope Francis’s Monday remarks. “He should really think harder about giving up expressions like that and allow people to use contraception instead,” said breeders’ association head Erwin Leowsky. “I think it would be much more appropriate than saying such stupid things.” Can’t argue with that.