Groupon Recalls Counterfeit Condoms and Also, Who Buys Condoms on Groupon?

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Condoms are seen on the production line at the Unidus Corp. factory in Jeungpyeong, South Korea, on Tuesday, Aug. 6, 2013.
Photo: SeongJoon Cho/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Look, when you’re a really cool guy with a really active sex life, you could end up spending all your money on condoms if you weren’t careful! When it comes to protection, what you really need is a deal. A daily deal. That’s where Groupon comes in: The daily-deals site lets you purchase things like rubbers at a discounted price. It’s great, until they accidentally sell you counterfeit Durex condoms that may or may not have holes in them. That part kinda sucks, I guess. Anyway. Did I mention I have a lot of sex and am thus super cool? Great, just making sure.