Indiana Pizza Place Deals Crushing Blow to the Zero Gay Couples Planning Pizza-Themed Weddings

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Memories Pizza, a family-owned pizza restaurant in Walkerton, Indiana, announced that it reserves the religious right to not supply pizza for weddings of same-sex couples, devastating the literally zero gay couples planning to serve pizza at their weddings. “If a gay couple came in and wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no,” Crystal O’Connor, an employee at Memories Pizza, told ABC 57. We wish anyone affected by this misfortune the best in finding pizza, a scarce resource in middle America.