Man Executes Innocent Computer in Alley

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Surprised Businessman Holding a Computer Monitor in the Office --- Image by ? 13/Flying Colours Ltd/Ocean/Corbis
Photo: 13/Flying Colours Ltd/Corbis

On Monday night, a computer was shot eight times in a back alley in Colorado Springs. The man who executed it with a handgun told police officers who responded to a report of gunfire that the pair had been “fighting” for months. According to the Colorado Springs Gazette, “the computer is not expected to recover.” The assailant did not realize that murdering an electronic device was illegal, and was issued a citation for firing a gun inside the city.