Honey, I’m Home

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Photo: Andrew Kiracofe

A few months ago, Stuart Leaf was sitting in his Brooklyn Heights apartment when he got a call from his wife asking when he’d be home,” starts a new story in The Wall Street Journal. “It turned out ‘we’d both been home for three hours,’ he said — their roughly 11,000-square-foot condo is so large that neither one realized the other was there.” The three-floor condo is now for sale for $32 million, a terrific bargain for any couple who secretly hates each other and wants to spend as little time together as possible.

Brooklyn Couple Gets Lost in Giant Apartment