Man Shows Impressive Restraint, Only Buys His Dog Two Gold Apple Watches

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I’m supposed to have four watches since I have four long legs. But that seems too [nouveau riche] so I kept it down to two, which totally fits my status. Do you have one?” So said the dog of Wang Sicong — who is the son of the richest man in Asia — on its personal Weibo page, according to Shanghaiist. The dog — who prefers Hermès dog collars and Fiji Water — was modeling its two new gold Apple Watches, which cost $12,000 each. At press time, the dog had not yet published a review of how wearing two gold Apple Watches helped it optimize its schedule to make more time for sleeping, because it is a dog and cannot use the internet.

The gold matches its fur.
Man Only Buys His Dog Two Gold Apple Watches