crimes and misdemeanors

Man Throws Milk at Girls for Taking Selfies

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A man who has apparently never seen a young woman use her phone before decided to get revenge last week when he spotted two 20-somethings taking a picture of him. Only because this is 2015 and Kim Kardashian is Our Lord and Savior, the girls were actually taking selfies.

The man saw the pair on the A-train platform at 14th Street last Friday and became so enraged at what he believed was a violation of his right to privacy that he started yelling at them to stop taking pictures on him. He then exacted his revenge: throwing milk at them. Let’s hope they’re not lactose intolerant?