The MTA still isn’t done with the Second Avenue subway, a construction project that is quite literally 40 years in the making. To distract you from this inconvenient fact, they’ve created a Second Avenue Subway simulator: It’s like you have a convenient east-side subway line, but you don’t! At all.
The simulator, located at the MTA information office on Second and 84th, allows you to drive a virtual-reality subway car through the Second Avenue tunnels. You score points if you properly bring the train to a smooth stop. Going too fast or jolting to a stop will anger the passengers and lower your score.
This is some weird, passive-aggressive MTA jujitsu, isn’t it?