Dominique Strauss-Kahn Acquitted in Aggravated Pimping Trial

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Former International Monetary Fund head Dominique Strauss-Kahn was acquitted on Friday of aggravated pimping charges, ending a four-year-long trial that brought many of his interesting extracurriculars to light, such as his love of “beast-like” orgies. Nah, you guys, he was too busy for those sex parties anyway.