Man Threatens to Join ISIS So He Can Fight His Nemesis, the Nebraska Humane Society

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A man was charged with making terroristic threats last Friday after calling the Nebraska Humane Society and saying he wanted to “kill every motherf***er” there because they wouldn’t give him his cat back. The Nebraska Humane Society, an organization that takes its name from a word that’s a synonym for every nice word you can think of, took the 45-year-old man’s cat away in March after he wouldn’t stop throwing it in the air and letting it crash into the ground. According to the Omaha World-Herald, the man also “called society workers by several names and threatened to ‘join the terrorist group, ISIS, to bring down the NHS and its employees.’”