Michelle Kwan Triple-Lutzes Out of Your Childhood to Help Hillary

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Beloved former figure skater Michelle Kwan has gracefully triple-axeled triple-lutzed out of your childhood worship of her and into a new role in the Hillary Clinton campaign. Kwan, who previously worked as a “public diplomacy envoy” while Clinton was secretary of State, will work on outreach efforts from Clinton’s “Brooklyn cool” HQ. Hope she wears her Olympic medal to work just to show other staffers who’s boss.