Song of the Summer Alert: Rick Perry’s Rap-Country Song About Himself

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Move over, Taylor Swift: Former Texas governor Rick Perry has released a new jam, and it’s bound to top the charts as the Song of the Summer.

Perry debuted the song at the Texas rally to officially announce his candidacy for president, and the beat is HOTTTT.

Rick Perry supporter, let’s protect our border
To hell with anyone who don’t believe in the USA / Rick Perry all the way.”

Oh man, I have goosebumps.

I won’t back up / I don’t back down / I been raised up / To stand my ground / Take my job / But not my gun.”

First person to annotate this on Rap Genius gets an American-flag pin!

Give me my right to vote / My right to tote / The weapon of my choice, don’t censor my voice.”

All in favor of replacing the National Anthem with this musical masterpiece say “Oops!