Marco Rubio: Hillary Clinton Is Backward, Has Also Invented Time-Travel Machine

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Republican presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) speaks at the Heritage Foundation April 15, 2015 in Washington, DC. Rubio took part in a discussion on "The Case for the Lee-Rubio Tax Reform Plan."
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In a campaign speech today, Marco Rubio aims some subtle generational messaging at Hillary Clinton. “The race for the future will never be won by going backward,” says Rubio, “It will never be won by hopping in Hillary Clinton’s time machine to yesterday.” So Clinton has mastered the problem of time travel, a technology so advanced no other scientist is even close to perfecting it. Maybe the race for the future will be won by this apparently brilliant innovator instead of the guy who deflects questions of scientific consensus by insisting, “I’m not a scientist, man.”