Llamas Fail to Escape Long Enough to Keep Internet Entertained on a Friday

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Never forget.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the internet came this close to being able to watch a sequel to the Great Llama Chase of 2015, which spawned a herd of GIFs and gave a retirement community in Arizona enough stories to last months. However, the Friday procrastination gods decided to reward three particularly unworthy farm animals with freedom. The trio of llamas escaped from a farm in Maryland around 7:20 a.m. this morning. After escaping, they only crossed one road, and showed no resistance when a dog and two officers – only two! — showed up at the scene. The four-legged traitors are now back in captivity, and are hopefully filled with regret for the fact that they failed to entertain millions when they had the chance. 

Llama Fails at Entertaining Internet