Early this morning, a World Trade Center security guard was having his usual mid-shift meal at McDonald’s when a 20-year-old, according to DNAinfo, put a French fry on the guard’s head. The guard was not lovin’ it; after the kid graduated to throwing fries at him, the guard allegedly retaliated by stabbing him outside the restaurant with a knife. The fry-thrower was taken to a nearby hospital in stable condition, and the guard was arrested after fleeing the scene. The restaurant manager insisted to DNAinfo that "The security guard is a nice guy. He’s a daily customer."