Jeb Bush Now Offering Chest Bumps for Votes

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Like many people, presidential bro Jeb Bush is capable of chest bumping. Does that mean he should chest bump? Not necessarily. But at this point, what does he have to lose? (The GOP nomination, still.) 

During a campaign event in Iowa, the presidential candidate was approached by a man who claimed to have had an unusual experience on Tuesday night. According to what Bush told reporters, the guy “was a co-chairman for Ted Cruz, and he came up to me and said: ‘I’ve changed my mind after the debate. I’m for you.’” As you can see, the new Bush voter was rewarded with a chest bump and a wan smile:

I do that for every convert,” Bush explained. “Any time you guys want to try a chest bump, I’m all in.” We believe him.