I Spy: ‘Donald Trump Meets a Voter in Virginia’ Edition

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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump autographs a supporter's chest following his speech at a campaign rally at the Prince William County Fair Ground, Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2015, in Manassas, Va.
Donald Trump autographs a supporter's chest after a speech at a campaign rally at the Prince William County Fair Ground on December 2 in Manassas, Virginia.Photo: Cliff Owen

I spy two rings, a blue suit that needs to be pressed, a smartphone, and a permanent marker signing a woman’s chest;

A grin that speaks at least 2,000 words, the word America twice — so classy and great — and the beginning of a D taking up John Hancockian real estate;

A staring contest between Donald and the front of his book — oh God, we can’t stop staring at that look; 

A promise to make everything great again — he swears — and in the foreground, that big and beautiful head filled with super-real hairs.