You Don’t Have to Move Your Car Till Monday, Which Is Good Because You Probably Can’t

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For subway commuters, life in New York is largely back to normal following Winter Storm Jonas (plus or minus a few slush lagoons), but many car owners are solidly plowed in. Knowing this, the city has suspended alternate-side parking until Monday morning. The rest of the byzantine parking-regulations rulebook is still in effect, DNAinfo reports, but car owners can relax through the weekend, after which the drifts will (everyone hopes) be melted down to size. If only the same could be said for Washington, D.C.