New York Magazine Competition No. 68: Replace a Word With Sandwiches

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Welcome back to the New York Magazine Competition. On alternate Mondays (or, this week, Tuesday), we lay out a challenge and offer sample responses. Enter in the comments section or on Twitter with the hashtag we’ve provided, and the editors will select a winner. Criteria are highly subjective, but heavily retweeted and favorited posts will have an advantage. The prize is a year’s subscription to New York in print or a two-year subscription to the iPad edition (winner’s choice). Full rules are here.

COMPETITION NO. 68: “REPLACE A WORD WITH SANDWICHES.” In honor of Chris Hayes’s reference to “Bernie Sandwiches,” and the meme and video game it inspired, please offer a familiar phrase or title altered thus. For example:

JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SANDWICHES

EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SANDWICHES (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK)

SANDWICHES: A LOVE STORY

Enter on Twitter with the hashtag #replaceawordwithsandwiches, or in the comments thread below, by March 17.

RESULTS OF COMPETITION No. 67, "LEAP-YEAR MOVIES,in which you were asked to provide a title modified to reflect this year’s calendar adjustment.

HONORABLE MENTION TO:

The Day After The Day After Tomorrow
77BC 

An Extra Hard Day’s Night
Lexxman

48 Years a Slave
gianna13

Early-Middlemarch
hoipolloi

March of the Penguins (will start late)
Sccop_K; similarly, @muddymudskipper

Fantastic Every Four
@AprilFoolsRebel

Sidereality Bites
CaptServo

The Slightly More than Seven Year Itch
amycakesNY

The Longest Year
rbison

Another Day’s Journey into Night
j_son

Se8en
—MiddleCoastDan 

9.6248571428571429 Weeks
MC5

The Year with an extra day of Living Dangerously
—MalcolmMerriweather

3 or 4 Days of the Condor (Depending on the Year)
3North 

AND THE WINNER IS:

…adjustment for all
RustyShackelford