Elizabeth Warren Promises to Save Us All From Donald Trump

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Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts senator who may or may not be Hillary Clinton’s vice-presidential pick, is not a Trump fan. She made her feelings clear once when she called Trump a loser five separate times in a series of tweets, but now that Trump is the presumptive GOP nominee after a victory in Indiana, Warren is really letting loose. 

In another series of tweets after Trump’s victory was announced, the sky turned dark, and the oceans turned to blood, Warren reassured Americans that she would personally fight to save them from their own questionable choices. Specifically, she said: “I’m going to fight my heart out to make sure Donald Trump’s toxic stew of hatred and insecurity never reaches the White House.”

When the deadly plagues, famines, and earthquakes strike, Elizabeth Warren will be there: the final barrier between us and certain doom.