Louisiana Wins the DNC Roll-Call Vote

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On Tuesday night, Hillary Clinton became the first woman ever to win the nomination of a major American political party — and Louisiana became the first state to “win” a roll-call vote.

In 85 extraordinary seconds, the Sugar State’s delegation defiantly rejected its association with high-profile tragedies, celebrated the diversity of its people, affirmed the supremacy of love over hate, and listed enough of the state’s top interests to fill an OK Cupid profile (“We fish, we hunt … “), all while shouting “wooh” an uncountable number of times. Watch this. It is “lit.”