Trump to Baby: You’re Fired

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Donald Trump, who is still mastering the finer points of traditional campaigning, kicked a crying baby out of a rally today.

First, he praised the kid. “I hear that baby crying, I like it. I like it. What a baby. What a beautiful baby. Don’t worry.”

Then he reassured its frantic mom. “Don’t worry about it. It’s young, beautiful, healthy, and that’s what we want.”

Then he decided he wanted the screaming little demon gone. “Actually, I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here.”

This is a bad look for Trump, who’s already having a tough time winning over young voters. No way infants are voting for him now.