Ben Carson Is Trump’s Pick for HUD Secretary, for Some Terrible Reason

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Ben Carson is a retired neurosurgeon, hawker of “cancer curing” vitamins, amateur Egyptologist, and former presidential candidate.

He is also, apparently, Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

There are a few reasons why Carson is an odd choice for that post. For one thing, he has absolutely no experience in urban development, aside from having spent his developing years in an urban environment. For another, his personal assistant declared him unfit to run a federal agency last week.

“Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency,” Armstrong Williams told the Hill. “The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.”

Finally, and most important, Ben Carson believes that there is a broad scientific consensus that aliens built the pyramids — but that this consensus is wrong, because the biblical Joseph built the pyramids with help from God. (He also believes that they built said pyramids not as tombs, but as vessels for storing grain.)

My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain. And various scientists have said, “Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that’s how they were” — you know, it doesn’t require an alien being when God is with you.

That Trump appointed Carson despite these facts suggests that his preference for empowering loyalists over qualified professionals knows no bounds.

Although, if Trump sees HUD primarily as a tool for enriching well-connected real-estate developers, Carson’s combination of loyalty and ignorance may make him uniquely “qualified” for the position.

Carson Is Trump’s Pick for HUD, for Some Awful Reason