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Posts for April 2009

  • Posted 4/30/09 at 4:52 PM

A Flabby Wolverine, and an Empty Limits of Control

Photo: Courtesy Twentieth Century Fox

X-Men Origins: Wolverine stars a buff but much too nice Hugh Jackman as the talon-sprouting future X-Man and Liev Schreiber — preening entertainingly — as his evil, fanged half-brother. The first half-hour moves like a wolf out of hell and makes you think the dire advance word — based on millions watching the leaked work print — was nuts. It’s witty and well staged (if you don’t mind that every time someone so much as breaks into a run it turns into CGI): What do those fanboys want? Then the action shifts to Canada and the bloat creeps in: The twists and double-crosses come too fast to absorb, and Jackman and Schreiber — now at war — impale each other and regenerate so many times that you can’t wait for someone, anyone, actually to die. A little catharsis, please! But few of the main characters bite it for good because, you know, there’s a Marvel franchise to maintain. Wolverine is the lucky one because he ends the picture with amnesia.

Bonus review: Jim Jarmusch's 'The Limits of Control.' »

  • Posted 4/27/09 at 1:47 PM

Dick Cheney: Scarier than Lon Chaney?

I don't have a movie column in the magazine this week but will post here soon on Wolverine, Jim Jarmusch's The Limits of Control, and a couple of Tribeca Film Fest screenings. Of what I've seen at Tribeca, I recommend the docs Racing Dreams* and Croxley and the Brit satire In the Loop--an absolutely divine dramatization of what has come to be known as the "Downing Street memo." You want to know how intel is "fixed around policy" rather than vice versa? Here it is--paced like a Marx Brothers movie with more f-words than the collected works of David Mamet. Dick Cheney isn't in it, but one of his henchmen is played by David Rasche--I assume he's meant to be David Addington. And speaking of Cheney, here are some thoughts on his place in the pantheon of our culture's supervillains. The list is evolving: By all means e-mail your suggestions to my address at the right.

*CORRECTION: Whoopsie. This was corrected... I originally wrote Racecar Dreams (the credits when I saw it were incomplete) and the title matters since I'm not sure there's a distributor yet. There should be! Actually, I like my Racecar Dreams better even though "racecar" might not officially be a word. It's about kids who are great junior drivers and there's something kid-like about the word "racecar" that is more evocative than "racing." On the other hand, NASCAR probably would think "racecar" is a wussy word.

  • Posted 4/16/09 at 09:50 AM

A Downey Softener

Photo: Courtesy of Dreamworks

Saw The Soloist last night (I’ll reserve judgment on the movie for now), and it’s easier to see why Robert Downey Jr. bristled when asked what his character in Tropic Thunder would say about Jamie Foxx’s performance as the brilliant, schizophrenic cellist Nathaniel Ayers — easier to see and easier to excuse.

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  • Posted 4/14/09 at 5:06 PM

The Full Douchiness

I should learn not to be disappointed by stars, the brightest and kindest of whom are still unstable and apt to be pissy when they’re not given due deference, but Robert Downey Jr. has thrown me for a loop. Vulture reprints this exchange from Movieline (welcome back, Stu!) in reference to the notorious “Full Retard” speech from Tropic Thunder:

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  • Posted 4/13/09 at 4:49 PM

Notes on The Human Condition

That headline seems more ambitious than is warranted … Masaki Kobayashi’s ten-hour, six-part epic, The Human Condition (three features with breaks for intermission), has another few days at the Film Forum (it runs through April 16), and you can still commit to the long haul. Yes, it’s worth it, but more for the experience — for the commitment itself — than because Kobayashi’s humanism will rock your world. Chances are if you’re there in the first place you know that occupying foreign lands and abusing the locals is wrong; that killing people you can barely see for reasons you probably don’t agree with is not a design for living; and that struggling to survive while fellow soldiers, women, and children perish around you from starvation will destroy your capacity for empathy and take the ultimate toll on your humanity.

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  • Posted 4/12/09 at 12:31 PM

‘Why Did You Stop???’ Observe and Report and Denounce

Well, it turns out that the gun-fetish aspect of Observe and Report hasn’t generated nearly as much debate as the so-called date-rape scene. All involved, we’ve read, should be ashamed, and anyone who endorses the film should recalibrate his or her (but presumably his) moral compass.

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  • Posted 4/7/09 at 10:54 PM

A Real Pistol

My enthusiastic review of Observe and Report was written shortly before the spate of horrific shootings last week, and all at once it’s an unpropitious time to open a movie teeming with gonzo gun humor. But the film is, if anything, even more relevant — and greater than the sum of its sick jokes. As Taxi Driver was a madhouse travesty of Death Wish with a dash of Dostoevsky (the Underground Man was alive and unwell and living in New York in the seventies, with access to automatic weapons), so Observe and Report is a travesty of Taxi Driver. A loner given to “morbid self-attention” wanders among the drug-addicted masses (now they’re mallrats), obsesses over a blonde who’s out of his league, and finally cracks up, hurling himself into the role of vigilante avenger. Let's all laugh at this savior-in-his-own-mind, uneasy but confident in the knowledge that — this being a comedy — no one will die. And, indeed, it all winds up happily, with heroism, bloody retribution, catharsis, and renewed potency. The movie is a carnival ride through our culture’s love affair with gun violence. You can whoop it up and still feel a little like puking.

  • Posted 4/6/09 at 7:41 PM

My Column Runneth Over

I ran long in the mag this week on Observe and Report (wildly recommended) and Anvil: The Story of Anvil (a heavy-metal doc that must be seen to be disbelieved), so here are a couple of extra-short reviews of The Escapist and Sugar. Check back for a couple of sentences on the ten-hour The Human Condition (back at the Film Forum for ten days starting April 8), a formidable work that deserves more words than I plan to write (but not that many more).

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  • Posted 4/5/09 at 2:38 PM

The View From My Windshield

Very much on the sidelines, I’ve waited a couple of weeks to write anything about my pal A.O. Scott’s passionate and wide-ranging New York Times Magazine essay heralding a “Neo-Neorealism” — a piece undermined, I think, by its immodest headline, which Richard Brody had a jolly time dismantling in a New Yorker blog post. Brody, his ire roused, scored points when it came to A.O.’s lack of rigor in defining neorealism, which in its postwar Italian incarnation was a specific (and short-lived) aesthetic. (When I am tempted to create new labels or invoke old ones, I find useful such constructions as: “noir-ish,” verité-like,” and, in this case, “quasi dialectical neo-realism-esque.”). Brody had me until, out of left field, he lauded David Fincher and Clint Eastwood, and so aligned himself with a particular species of formalist critic with whom I have too many differences to enumerate. But his writing is valuable and I hope to read more of it.

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